Will the act of naming my new puppy Satan function as a ward against the influence of the dark lord?

I am sure it will be just as you want it to be until the animal rights people get wind of this. Given their hatred of humanity, I would be surprised if you didn't find yourself in court attempting to explain how this isn't cruelty to animals. Animal rights people are the true dark lord. Be careful.

Will the act of naming my new puppy Satan function as a ward against the influence of the dark lord?
No, but it will ward off Christians and odd neighbors.
Reply:Nope. Nothing can save you from the dark embrace of evil.
Reply:sure...